Saturday, August 4, 2012

Top 5 Reasons to Say NO






#1. If you have a neck tattoo or anything above

#2. If you are wearing an Monitoring Bracelet on your ankle...with shorts & a Hawaiian shirt

#3. If you are wearing a wedding ring and hitting on me

#4. If I turn down a free drink - after you have tried the "sister pick up line" with my friend and I - do not sit at my table, do not get in bubble, and do not creep stare at me all night - "We Buy Our Own Drinks!!"

#5. If your last girlfriend - who could be at this establishment or not - had any of the following: Homemade Tat, Baby Girl Tee and/or Sweatpants with words on the butt. No Way.



"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm on Bath Salts and your face looks tasteeee" Quote of the Night.

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