#1. If you have a neck tattoo or anything above
#2. If you are wearing an Monitoring Bracelet on your ankle...with shorts & a Hawaiian shirt
#3. If you are wearing a wedding ring and hitting on me
#4. If I turn down a free drink - after you have tried the "sister pick up line" with my friend and I - do not sit at my table, do not get in bubble, and do not creep stare at me all night - "We Buy Our Own Drinks!!"
#5. If your last girlfriend - who could be at this establishment or not - had any of the following: Homemade Tat, Baby Girl Tee and/or Sweatpants with words on the butt. No Way.
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm on Bath Salts and your face looks tasteeee" Quote of the Night.
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