Well...I asked for boys to date and that's what I got. It was a complete disaster so I'm back on my own. After you read this list you will understand why.
Sexting on day #2 of getting to know you. Really guy? If you wanted some booty call an escort service, not me!
"Friending" me on Facebook and chatting me up, when your FB clearly says IN A RELATIONSHIP. You ain't slick and trust and believe I will creep your Facebook!
Corny Pick Up Lines: "You are like an abstract painting, even though I might not understand you, I love to look at your beauty", "The fireworks don't compare to the sparkle in your eyes when you smile"
Being Married. Period. This needs no more explanation. Lol
Telling me all about your midevil TV Show you watch for 20 minutes non stop. Seriously if I am falling asleep while you are talking, its time to shut up.
After I tell you that I love the Harry Potter Movies but just can't get into the book, please don't ask me if I'm stupid because I didn't read them. I am very intelligent, thank you, I know that I can read them, just don't have the time to read them.
While sitting on the couch and I've clearly moved your hand off of me several times, and moved away from you kissing me, do not think its sexy to stick your whole tongue in my ear as a way of attraction. That's just nasty. I had to dry out my ear and move to another couch!!
Online Dating: Seriously, your profile picture was taken in the bathroom stall. Rejected.
Not having the guts to even ask me out on a date and inviting yourself over to my house to "just talk" yeah...right. You ain't slick.
Not having a job, vehicle, or ways to provide for your date. Old times men picked the woman up and paid for dinner. Not the case now I guess.
Wanted: A REAL Man to take me on a REAL date and expect nothing in return except good conversation and a thank you. Pretty simple to me.
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